A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant,
His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?”
The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.”
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Great words by Martin Luther King -
If you can't Fly, Run
If you can't Run, Walk
If you can't Walk, Crawl
But, Keep Moving..
Santa : Woh sab to thik hain, Par jana kahan hain?!
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How do sales people traditionally greet each other?
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How do sales people traditionally greet each other?
" Hi, Nice to meet you.I'm better than you !"
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Kolya-: "My mobile bill how much?"
Call center girl : "sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status"
Kolya : "Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL."
Kolya-: "My mobile bill how much?"
Call center girl : "sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status"
Kolya : "Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL."
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Teacher:" Which is the oldest animal in world?"Kolya : " ZEBRA"
Teacher: "How?"Kolya : "Bcoz it is Black & White "
