A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant,
His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?”
The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.”

 Great words by Martin Luther King -

If you can't Fly,  Run
If you can't  Run, Walk
If you can't Walk, Crawl
But, Keep Moving..

Santa : Woh sab to thik hain, Par jana kahan hain?!
 How do sales people traditionally greet each other?
  " Hi, Nice to meet you.I'm better than you !"

 Kolya-: "My mobile bill how much?"
Call center girl :  "sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status"
Kolya :  "Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL."

Teacher:" Which is the oldest animal in world?"Kolya : " ZEBRA"

Teacher: "How?"
Kolya  :  "Bcoz it is Black & White "